The Best, The Worst, and The Meh

Ah, the Oscars. Growing up, this event was bigger in my house than the Superbowl. And the best part was always critiquing the various outfits that went down the red carpet. So I thought I'd go through my favorites and hates this Monday morning! Feel free to agree or disagree! Here we go!


Best:
Jessica Chastain


I'm a sucker for old Hollywood glamor.

Best:
Jennifer Lawrence


Love it love it love it! At first, I wasn't a huge fan of the skirt...it does look a bit odd and awkward, but it makes her waist look impossibly small and I love her hair and necklace. I can't help myself, I think her over all look is a win!



Worst:
Anne Hathaway


I wanted to love what Anne was wearing, I really did. I think I was looking forward to seeing what she would wear...unfortunately every girl who was under the age of 15 in the 90's called and they want their dress back...


Meh:
Zoe Saldana


At first, I wasn't sure what to think about this particular look. There's just too much going on! the ruffles on the top, the bow, the belt, the different color ruffles on the bottom, the slit! Over all it isn't a terrible dress, but I don't love it either!

Meh:
Amanda Seyfried


Now, I like her! But I'm a little disappointed in this gown. I don't think that it's really the gown's fault either. I wish she had worn her hair down! The messy bouffant is best left to Adelle. The rest of us just look like we belong with the cone-heads...

Best:
Charlize Theron


I'm still a bit of a pushover for a good peplum! And I love the train! That fabric looks like buttah!

Meh:
Jennifer Hudson


Now, the dress isn't bad, but that hair...please at least return Cher's wig with a nice "thank you" note for her trouble...and embarrassment...

Meh:
Reese Witherspoon


I don't mind the dress so much, and her hair is gorgeous, there's just something a little off about her look. I can't quite put my finger on it...

Worst:
Kristen Stewart


O.K. So, the dress wasn't all that bad...if only someone had washed or even brushed her hair before they put her in it...it's called hygiene m'dear...

Worst:
Sally Field


Did she steal the curtains from the "Lincoln" set? Honey, I don't care who you are, the only person who can pull off that look is Scarlet O'Hara. So don't even try!

Best:
Olivia Munn


I have no idea who she is, but I love that dress!

Worst:
Renee Zellweger


The case of the disappearing boob...or ahem appearing out of nowhere boob...tomato tomahto! There's a sure sign of trouble when you mix up your bra inserts with that stuffed animal you got from your trip to Disneyland...or maybe she just stole Quvenzhane Wallis' puppy dog purse and put it out of its misery? Either way, it might be a good idea to lay off the stuffing...or plastic...whichever you prefer!

Best:
Sandra Bullock


Love her, love the dress! You just can't go wrong!

Well, I had a few more people on my list, but that about covers the important ones! Just a quick summation of the rest of my opinions (look up the pictures if you'd like)

Jennifer Anniston: Meh
Jennifer Garner: I honestly can't make up my mind with this one! I love the color of her dress, but I'm not sure how I feel about the fart of ruffles ensuing in the back...
Salma Hayek: Worst! What was with the return of the 90's this year?
Amy Adams: Best
Nicole Kidman: Meh
Helena Bonham Carter: Worst...I just...I can't...
Helen Hunt: Meh. Not bad dress, but come on, even I know how to use an iron!
Melissa McCarthy: Worst
Queen Latifah: Best
Kristin Chenoweth: Best
Brandi Glanville: Worst! I hadn't ever heard of her before, apparently she's some "Real Housewives" person something or rather? I have no idea, but I wanted to make her wear a large unsightly t-shirt over that getup! How many ways can you say TACKY?!

Anyway, it's the start of a new week! And, not to mention the end of February!! The time is flying by!
Hope you're loving it!

Less Than Three,
Sarah