Anything with rosettes, animal print, or a tear-away skirt...especially not together
The one that advertises the direction of your "lady bits"
Nothing that looks like you're open for business
The ice skating costume
The frosted cupcake
Anything that suggests your escort should be large, hairy, and in ownership of an impressive library
Your curtains
The dress that is eating you
The bedazled baby doll
Anything that advertises your underwear or lack thereof
A wedding dress
The exposed corset
A rainbow
Contrary to popular belief, no one is after your lucky charms...
Less Than Three,
Sarah
